PlutoIsAPlanet

freesmooches: Something that came to mind that I cant stop thinking about: 4th Man Out lams au.So...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 12:57:59 -0400

Something that came to mind that I cant stop thinking about: 4th Man Out lams au.
So if you havent watched 4th Man Out, its honestly kind of a shitty movie with a stupid ending, but its fine we can fix that. The premise is this one guy Adam comes out to his group of like super straight friends. At first theyre really uncomfortable, but then they sort of realize “Adam is still Adam and hes our best friend”. So one of Adam’s friends Chris ends up kind of taking charge to make sure that Adam feels safe and comfortable. Its really sweet, his friends go out of their way to learn about his sexuality and Chris helps Adam come out to his family. The ending is really dumb and Adam ends up having a crush on Chris but winds up with some other guy and Chris gets with some girl thats barely in the movie but whatever. Like I said we’ll fix that.
So basically John as Adam, Alexander as Chris, Laf as Ortu (whos marrying his girlfriend Adrienne), and Herc as Nick I guess.
This is mostly just me being angry about the fact that Adam and Chris 100% should have ended up together and that entire movie did me dirty, but consider this:
Alex: John’s gay.
Laf: *covers the nipples* I should go

Herc: Theres always Grindr, but thats only if you want buttsex like 5 minutes from now
Laf: … why do you know what Grindr is?

Also consider: John’s neighbor finds out hes gay and keeps sending him cakes with the virgin mary on it

annlett-outlett: guys i’m dying cause i just remembered the moment when robert walks in on abe...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:20:47 -0400

annlett-outlett:

guys i’m dying cause i just remembered the moment when robert walks in on abe heating the egg and he says “i like my eggs…warm…”

just his delivery of that line, the audible and visual embodiment of “oh no”

such an iconic abe moment and pretty much sums up his character tbh

I love how Abe cringed while saying “warm.” Does not fail to make me laugh hysterically every time.

justacabbagefarmer: culperspyring: washingtons-spies: montmart...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:49:06 -0400

justacabbagefarmer:

culperspyring:

washingtons-spies:

montmartre-parapluie:

luckysilverbell:

TURN videos for amctv

Never not reblog. Ever.

DO NOT LET THIS DIE

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

“You’re job’s a joke”
*cut to failed cabbage farmer*

drearycheery: drearycheery: a lot of TERFs speak like they’re giving a speech in a movie. One time...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 07:35:55 -0400

drearycheery:

drearycheery:

a lot of TERFs speak like they’re giving a speech in a movie. One time one of them referred to me & my “brethren”, which they then had to clarify meant trans people and their supporters. I still think about that and laugh sometimes. “you and your brethren” fedgyejgfjhdgsjhksa like what are we, viking warriors?

reblog if you are a viking for trans rights

ltcol-laurens: Illustrations by Howard Pyle from an article...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 20:00:37 -0400

ltcol-laurens:

Illustrations by Howard Pyle from an article called ‘Man for the Hour’ which is about Laurens trying to get aid from France.

aydenisabadkid: airdramon: awenyddogamulosx: ruthlesswoodcarve...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 16:13:28 -0400

aydenisabadkid:

airdramon:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 00:47:33 -0400

stickynotes10:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant.

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

we’re going on an Amanda hunt

songs to induce vivid memories from gen z childhoods

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:04:43 -0400

starlightshoe:

i gotta feeling

dynamite

like a g6

dj got us fallin in love

moves like jagger

tik tok

party in the usa

paper planes

miss independent

hey there delilah

PARTY. ROCK. ANTHEM

many others feel free to add

Our school was obsessed with Carl Poppa by Bad Lip Reading. It’s all we would listen to.

turtle-boy-laurens: LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS...

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 16:30:32 -0400

turtle-boy-laurens:

LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS LAMS
Repost if you agree.

Hey! I love your fanfiction, it's the best portrayal of the characters that I have yet to read. I just have one question. Do the Schuyler sister's actually dislike John? I'm not completely caught up with the story, and I read that one short, but I just really wanted to know if Angelica and Eliza actually disliked him. Thanks!

Wed, 30 May 2018 01:05:46 -0400

Thank you! <3

And that kind of depends haha… Peggy definitely likes him! He grows on the other ones. He’s kind of a stand-offish jerk to them at first, mostly Eliza because he’s picking up on the chemistry between her and Alex, which doesn’t endear him any to Angelica. By the end of fall semester he’s making more of an effort to get along with them and it’s paying off. He has more interests in common with Eliza than he thought he did and she’s willing to give him the chance to try again. He also can relate to some of Angelica’s issues about her family and her personal life, and there’s enough there that they could build something good together once they’re both ready to commit to that friendship.

montmartre-parapluie: luckysilverbell: TURN videos for...

Tue, 29 May 2018 20:37:21 -0400

montmartre-parapluie:

luckysilverbell:

TURN videos for amctv

Never not reblog. Ever.

Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

Sun, 06 May 2018 15:45:43 -0400

wheelietrash:

All 3???

softmushie: did soMEONE ASK FOR MORE JOHN AND ELIZA BEING...

Sun, 06 May 2018 15:44:17 -0400

softmushie:

did soMEONE ASK FOR MORE JOHN AND ELIZA BEING BUDS??
…no??
wELP TOO BAD

Yaaay, this is my brotp!

calleo: ainawgsd: veterinaryrambles: vaspider: teamvoorhees: ...

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 12:02:00 -0400

calleo:

ainawgsd:

veterinaryrambles:

vaspider:

teamvoorhees:

animal-factbook:

Dog owners please be aware.

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

Friendly reminder to read ALL of the ingredients if you ever give any kind of “human” food or table scraps to your pets.

Also be aware of keeping ‘sugarless’ candies as well as certain brands of toothpaste (some natural brands sweeten theirs with xylitol) around.

Many contain either xylitol or malitol.

The latter isn’t as toxic as xylitol, but can still put a dog into hypoglycemia, especially if they eat a lot or are a small dog.

If you do keep candy or gum around that contains these, keep it well out of reach of your dog, including off of counter tops where it might accidentally get knocked to the floor (or where a larger dog could each) by a person or a cat.

Best to keep it in a high cabinet if you have to have it at all but, ideally, just keep xylitol products out of your house if you have dogs.

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 11:54:49 -0400

isthismayberelatable:

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia.

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS!

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk.
You could save a life.

mesmir-ized: metapianycist: reblog this with pictures of your pets being cute or goofy I’m really...

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 21:28:26 -0400

mesmir-ized:

metapianycist:

reblog this with pictures of your pets being cute or goofy

I’m really anxious right now and I need cute animals to help

here’s some photos of wicket doing his “model pose” ! <3 (he sticks out his tongue ! <3 he mostly sticks it out when he’s relaxed <3)

My evil cat.

ladyhayny: mysimlifefou: circasim: woahsadness: ask-milkfur-a...

Sat, 14 Apr 2018 16:38:42 -0400

ladyhayny:

mysimlifefou:

circasim:

woahsadness:

ask-milkfur-and-splatter:

blood-blossom:

ask-doctor-jadusable:

thecupcakespinkiepie:

apple-diipper2:

imnolonger-yourmuse:

I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out

I don’t care if this makes your dash look ‘ugly’, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it.

If you can’t reblog this, I pity you as a human being.

;~;

This is sickening. This is why I fuckin hate most anons. Most are just pure assholes. Bullies. But I realized something. They only hate on others cause their life is miserable. So they make others miserable to try and be happy. They need something to vent their pain on

No…..I will always Reblog this….This just isn’t right

if you don’t reblog shame on you..

So honestly think twice, and even actually think way moooooore than twice before sending anon hate and ending up being a cyber murderer…

Okay, I never reblog things, but this? people have no excuse to be treating others like that, nothing can justify your terrible actions, you horrible people, I feel so mad at those assholes.. I mean come on! The world would be a better place if you kept your shitty opinions for you, it’s not my fault if you’re an asshole but at least you could keep it for yourself instead of making the world an ugly place….

smiley-lemonade: George Salazar reblog if you agree

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 23:23:44 -0400

smiley-lemonade:

George Salazar
reblog if you agree

aspartblog: “…There’s a million things I haven’t done, but just...

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 01:29:13 -0400

aspartblog:

“…There’s a million things I haven’t done, but just you wait…”

I’LL MAKE HAMILTON FANART WITHIN THIS AND THE NEXT MONTH.
PERSONAL GOAL: DRAW THE WHOLE SOUNDTRACK
PLEASE, PLEASE, SUPPORT & REBLOG

☆ Visit my art blog for more content ☆

lamsandmullettetext: Lee: These trees are the oldest living beings in New York.Washington: Have you...

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 23:31:27 -0400

lamsandmullettetext:

Lee: These trees are the oldest living beings in New York.
Washington: Have you seen my son!
Lee: I was wrong.

That’s creepy because I was just watching this