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Something that came to mind that I cant stop thinking about: 4th Man Out lams au.

So if you havent watched 4th Man Out, its honestly kind of a shitty movie with a stupid ending, but its fine we can fix that. The premise is this one guy Adam comes out to his group of like super straight friends. At first theyre really uncomfortable, but then they sort of realize “Adam is still Adam and hes our best friend”. So one of Adam’s friends Chris ends up kind of taking charge to make sure that Adam feels safe and comfortable. Its really sweet, his friends go out of their way to learn about his sexuality and Chris helps Adam come out to his family. The ending is really dumb and Adam ends up having a crush on Chris but winds up with some other guy and Chris gets with some girl thats barely in the movie but whatever. Like I said we’ll fix that.

So basically John as Adam, Alexander as Chris, Laf as Ortu (whos marrying his girlfriend Adrienne), and Herc as Nick I guess.

This is mostly just me being angry about the fact that Adam and Chris 100% should have ended up together and that entire movie did me dirty, but consider this:

Alex: John’s gay.

Laf: *covers the nipples* I should go


Herc: Theres always Grindr, but thats only if you want buttsex like 5 minutes from now

Laf: … why do you know what Grindr is?


Also consider: John’s neighbor finds out hes gay and keeps sending him cakes with the virgin mary on it

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Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

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she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

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damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

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The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

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She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.

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If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

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I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

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Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

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Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

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reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.

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2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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This post is scandalous.

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reblogging because Amanda cant. 

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If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

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we’re going on an Amanda hunt

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littleplutoz asked:

Hey! I love your fanfiction, it's the best portrayal of the characters that I have yet to read. I just have one question. Do the Schuyler sister's actually dislike John? I'm not completely caught up with the story, and I read that one short, but I just really wanted to know if Angelica and Eliza actually disliked him. Thanks!

because-cur-non answered:

Thank you! <3 

And that kind of depends haha…  Peggy definitely likes him!  He grows on the other ones.  He’s kind of a stand-offish jerk to them at first, mostly Eliza because he’s picking up on the chemistry between her and Alex, which doesn’t endear him any to Angelica.  By the end of fall semester he’s making more of an effort to get along with them and it’s paying off.  He has more interests in common with Eliza than he thought he did and she’s willing to give him the chance to try again.  He also can relate to some of Angelica’s issues about her family and her personal life, and there’s enough there that they could build something good together once they’re both ready to commit to that friendship.

littleplutoz

Thanks for answering! <3

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